shouldn't be rocket science

THE CLASSIC BOURBON COCKTAILS
OLD FASHIONED
Ingredients:
Double shot (50ml) bourbon
Brown sugar cube
Angostura bitters
Slice of orange plus orange zest

Don Draper’s drink of choice justifies its name, since it was supposedly the first drink to be referred to as a cocktail – some time back around the 1880s. The key is to make it slow. “Place the orange peel, brown sugar and bitters in the glass, and stir them to release the flavour,” says Blues Kitchen’s Rhiannon Graham. “Then add a block of ice and a bit of bourbon every minute – the perfect Old Fashioned takes seven minutes to make, infusing the bourbon with the bitters and orange over time and tasting buttery and smooth when you drink it.”

transcendthisuniverse:

Black Cat Cosplay at Comic Con 2011

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I’d like to put that in a glass and drink it.

mmm mmmm

Triton eye, schmiton eye, pfft

Joined the 2011 Warren College Transfer Group on Facebook.  I kinda want to post on the wall saying “WHERE’S THE FIRST PARTY GONNA BE AT CHEAAAA” but I’m not a big enough douche.

OR AM I… 

Okay now I don’t regret being not so involved with a certain organization anymore back at De Anza. It’s pretty fucking ridiculous to see 2 people be buddy buddies after a whole confrontation which led me to choose a side and be the fall guy aka the fucking douchebag in front of everyone and earn a bad reputation - yes I’ve been badmouthed to people I’ve never even met before.

It’s not the first time this has happened where two fucking morons square off and make people choose a side and in the end become fucking retarded moron friends but still hold a hatred to someone who was loyal i.e. me.  

Hope you all die painfully.

Sincerely,
Fuck you.

How cruel of my brain, making me dream I was in my apartment in San Diego meeting my roommates. I THOUGHT IT WAS REAL! Now I’m gonna go cry

The first time we see Spider-Man in action, we also get to hear the character’s trademark sarcasm.

I miss crowd surfing. :[

Trying to get fired at the bowling alley by slacking off (more than usual), not showing up for work, etc etc.

let’s see how much crap they’ll take before they fire me hahahah

Staring at pictures of my apartment in San Diego, debating where I’m installing my disco ball.

Reading my GQ; going out soon so I rubbed one of the sample fragrance pages all over me. I smell sexy now.

10. To refusing to settle - Hefeweizen, Widmer

9. my body is hungover… from all the awesome inside me; that and all the Jack D. and wings…

8. Blazer and shorts = class.

7. With great poverty, comes great lack of privilege. Fuck you.

6. I’m like Dumbledore disappointed in you.

5. I SHOULDVE GOTTEN THAT WHITE GIRLS NUMBER!

4. Just the tip! I use to play that all the time! Like all the time.

3. These are not the drunks you are looking for. That’s what I told the cop.

2. Younger girls aren’t classy but their naivete makes them easy pickings.

and…….. number 1:

she had a nice face, her booty was in place but albie don’t chase.

When I read that last page… it felt I just lost a best friend.