Wants to be 21 so I can go search for a dive, Cheers-esque-y kinda bar where the bar keep knows me and I got a usual.
The usual being me picking up ladies every night - wudddupp!
Ted: She was Fifteen!?
Barney: A 15. Like in Blackjack
Ted: …As in… not sure whether you’d hit it?
Barney: Exxxactlyy.” —
VERY, VERY FEW. Like very few.
Today I realized that my desire to leave this place and all the people (with the exception of a very few) behind has never been this great.
- Barney: I can’t go, I’ve got this thing.
- Lily: What thing?
- Barney: Uhm, a penis?
is getting quite dull. Time to travel. I think I’ll go to Irvine in June.
Also, who wants to go to these shows with me?
Jack’s Mannequin 6/14 at the Ventura Theater in LA; tickets are 29.95 shipped + fee and the Ventura is a great venue. I already bought my ticket for this.
Loquat in SF 6/08 - IF ANYONE even knows this band… Someone go with me, tickets are 14 bucks.
Death Cab is playing in SF 6/09 but tickets are sold out… hopefully a few will pop up in craigslist…
Taking Back Sunday 6/22 at the Fillmore, tickets are like 40 bucks
This is how I make life interesting - getting drunk and doing stupid shit I regret in the morning.
Gonna take a loan out so I can win the bid for this.
Don’t worry, I’ll make the money back easy when I become a permanent part of the cast when they see how awesome I am. #totallywanttobeanniesloveinterest
You’re an idiot.
Getting emails about orientations ,UCSD related things and looking at the calendar of dates/events = getting very excited
You too September.
I need the smell of summer, I need its noises in my ears.
Joel Mchale is in Spider-Man as the banker who didn’t give the loan to Aunt May just before Doc Ock nonchalantly walks into the bank in a full trench coat/bowler hat/sunglasses - four deadly mechanical arms attached to him - and robs the place.
Tattoo idea. The blue and red spider on my hand biting me. What makes it cooler is that Peter is bit is where my birthmark is.
In transit to Santa Cruz to see Eisley. I hope highway 17 doesn’t kill me.
Joining a fraternity does ultimately change you. And no, not for the better.
Fuck, Eisley had more tickets to their show in SF but I woke up late! Fcuk!
Tomorrow I’m waking up and going to Banh Khot and getting some pho and see my baby girl.
Congratulations and welcome! Our community of students, staff, faculty, and alumni agree that at UC San Diego you will receive one of the finest undergraduate educational experiences in the nation.
10. Persuading as many of my friends to NOT go to class today and join me in a school-less life. Join me and together we can rule the galaxy!
9. Another fun fact about me: I’m awesome.
8. I want to punch my vocals in the throat.
7. My brother is teaching me a lesson in the fine art of drinking alcohol.
6. My uncle busted out bottles of alcohol he got from Europe. I dunno but I don’t trust it one bit. Didn’t stop me from drinking it though.
5. I brought the game. But there was no console.
4. The lightning gave me an erection. It was that awesome.
3. Me: hey dude when you’re sober you’re a douche but when I’m drunk you’re cool man.
2. I stay Nguyening.
And… Number #1:
This is the making of a great hangover…
I closed out the front desk, cleaned and bused the whole store and closed out the kitchen.
At least I got some hours next week as cook in the snack bar!
Also, I made some extra cash from hooking it up chea.
And this milf that I always hook up asked me, if she were to get me giftcards , where would I want them from; I replied, “I want some giftcards that’ll let me buy some time with you ;]”
/fin I am also still at work - it is 3AM. Fcuk.
Will compile a list of the best ones and rank them by awesomeness and/or drunkenness.
Being the DD tonight so I’m pulling a Bruce Wayne tonight. Took a birthday shot and I offered to pour. I poured a line of vodka and my shot was really a shot of water. I feel so smooth.
These are not the drunks you are looking for.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geek-kids/7-13-years/d9f4/ (Add to my pen collection)
Drunk me didn’t really mature at all.
Holy crap I got so drunk.