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May 2011

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Cute Without The 'E' (Cut From The Team) Taking Back Sunday

and will you tell all of your friends
you’ve got your gun to my head

Taking Back Sunday 6/22 Fillmore

I’ll put my gun to your head if ya’ll don’t go.

May 31, 2011
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May 31, 2011

Wants to be 21 so I can go search for a dive, Cheers-esque-y kinda bar where the bar keep knows me and I got a usual.

The usual being me picking up ladies every night - wudddupp!

May 31, 2011
“Barney: Yeah alright fine, the girl at Stuart’s was a 15.
Ted: She was Fifteen!?
Barney: A 15. Like in Blackjack
Ted: …As in… not sure whether you’d hit it?
Barney: Exxxactlyy.”
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May 31, 2011

VERY, VERY FEW. Like very few.

May 31, 2011

Today I realized that my desire to leave this place and all the people (with the exception of a very few) behind has never been this great.

May 31, 2011
  • Barney: I can’t go, I’ve got this thing.
  • Lily: What thing?
  • Barney: Uhm, a penis?
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May 28, 2011
Life

is getting quite dull.  Time to travel.  I think I’ll go to Irvine in June.

Also, who wants to go to these shows with me? 

Jack’s Mannequin 6/14 at the Ventura Theater in LA; tickets are 29.95 shipped + fee and the Ventura is a great venue.  I already bought my ticket for this.

Loquat in SF 6/08 - IF ANYONE even knows this band… Someone go with me, tickets are 14 bucks.

Death Cab is playing in SF 6/09 but tickets are sold out… hopefully a few will pop up in craigslist…

Taking Back Sunday 6/22 at the Fillmore, tickets are like 40 bucks

May 28, 20112 notes

This is how I make life interesting - getting drunk and doing stupid shit I regret in the morning.

May 26, 2011

blueorchid88:

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May 26, 20112 notes

http://www.charitybuzz.com/catalog_items/2631157

Gonna take a loan out so I can win the bid for this.

Don’t worry, I’ll make the money back easy when I become a permanent part of the cast when they see how awesome I am. #totallywanttobeanniesloveinterest

May 25, 2011
Dear Drunk Albie,

You’re an idiot.  

May 25, 2011
Excited

Getting emails about orientations ,UCSD related things and looking at the calendar of dates/events = getting very excited

May 24, 20111 note
Dear August,

Come quick. 

P.S. 

You too September.  

May 23, 2011
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May 22, 2011
OH MY GOD I NEED TO GO TO DISNEYLAND ASAP → screenjunkies.com

ASAPASAPASAP

May 22, 2011

I need the smell of summer, I need its noises in my ears.

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May 21, 2011
CDC Recommends Preparing for All Disasters -- Even Zombies → news.yahoo.com

Aweesomee

May 20, 2011
what the heeeeeeey?

Joel Mchale is in Spider-Man as the banker who didn’t give the loan to Aunt May just before Doc Ock nonchalantly walks into the bank in a full trench coat/bowler hat/sunglasses - four deadly mechanical arms attached to him - and robs the place.

May 20, 2011
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May 20, 2011

Tattoo idea. The blue and red spider on my hand biting me. What makes it cooler is that Peter is bit is where my birthmark is.

May 19, 2011
I Wasn't Prepared Eisley

My favorite Eisley song and Sherri is so lovely when she sings it.

May 19, 2011
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May 18, 2011

In transit to Santa Cruz to see Eisley. I hope highway 17 doesn’t kill me.

May 17, 2011
May 17, 2011
Go figure.

Joining a fraternity does ultimately change you.  And no, not for the better.

Go figure.

May 17, 2011
Fuck!

Fuck, Eisley had more tickets to their show in SF but I woke up late! Fcuk!

May 16, 2011

Tomorrow I’m waking up and going to Banh Khot and getting some pho and see my baby girl.

May 16, 2011
Hello Albert,

Congratulations and welcome! Our community of students, staff, faculty, and alumni agree that at UC San Diego you will receive one of the finest undergraduate educational experiences in the nation. 

May 15, 2011
My top 10 tweets.

10. Persuading as many of my friends to NOT go to class today and join me in a school-less life. Join me and together we can rule the galaxy!

9. Another fun fact about me: I’m awesome.

8. I want to punch my vocals in the throat.

7. My brother is teaching me a lesson in the fine art of drinking alcohol.

6. My uncle busted out bottles of alcohol he got from Europe. I dunno but I don’t trust it one bit. Didn’t stop me from drinking it though.

5. I brought the game. But there was no console.

4. The lightning gave me an erection. It was that awesome.

3. Me: hey dude when you’re sober you’re a douche but when I’m drunk you’re cool man.

2. I stay Nguyening.

And… Number #1:

This is the making of a great hangover…

  

May 15, 20111 note
I deserve a raise.

I closed out the front desk, cleaned and bused the whole store and closed out the kitchen.

At least I got some hours next week as cook in the snack bar!

Also, I made some extra cash from hooking it up chea.

And this milf that I always hook up asked me, if she were to get me giftcards , where would I want them from; I replied, “I want some giftcards that’ll let me buy some time with you ;]”

/fin I am also still at work - it is 3AM. Fcuk.

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Reading my tweets.

Will compile a list of the best ones and rank them by awesomeness and/or drunkenness.

May 14, 2011

Being the DD tonight so I’m pulling a Bruce Wayne tonight. Took a birthday shot and I offered to pour. I poured a line of vodka and my shot was really a shot of water. I feel so smooth.

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These are not the drunks you are looking for.

May 13, 2011
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May 11, 2011
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May 11, 2011
For my birthday, please get me one or all of the following...

http://www.firebox.com/product/2246/Star-Wars-Lightsaber-Torch

http://www.firebox.com/product/2476/Star-Wars-Lightsaber-Keychain

http://www.firebox.com/product/3020/Star-Wars-R2-D2-Headphones

http://www.firebox.com/product/2156/R2-D2-Projection-Alarm-Clock.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geek-kids/7-13-years/d9f4/ (Add to my pen collection)

http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/tools/e72c/

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/japanfan/89e4/

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/warfare/c7a0/

May 10, 2011
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Actually, maybe, hmm...

Drunk me didn’t really mature at all. 

May 9, 2011

Holy crap I got so drunk.

May 9, 2011
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