shouldn't be rocket science

So I started looking for a job down in San Diego.  I asked my brother if he had a job when he went there and he told me to go work for UCSD catering.  I was already sold but I was even more sold when he told me that they feed you, FOR FREE.  

Free food as a college student!?  hells fuckings yeahs.

I think the drunk me has really matured as a person.  He’s really grown up and I’m proud of him.

My managers buddy was hanging around when I came in today. I clock in and a few minutes into my shift, he walks up to me and he apologized for last time. I shook his hand and said all in the past.

That’s fucking right. Better apologize.

I had a dream I was back in school. I considered it a good dream, crazy huh.

Before I begin I just want to note that you can cram any complaints or comments on what I’m about to say because I’m the person in this situation, not you.

But anyway, I’m on the lookout for another job.  My plan at this moment is to just cruise through life until September and greet Sunny San Diego but at this moment I am not cruising.  I am passing through a rough sea full of dumb, lowly people who have zero decency and should not reproduce.  I haven’t encountered people like this until working here.  After 9 PM, the average I.Q. of customers in the store drops to 10.

I’ve also never been in a verbal argument with a customer before and as an employee, I am powerless to take action on these fuckers.

Yeah call me a whino or baby but I apologize that I have my dignity in-fucking-tact and I don’t take shit and I sure as hell won’t take shit from a lesser fucking being. And yes they are a lesser being - some people just don’t deserve to breathe. 

This all started when my MANAGER (MY FUCKING MANAGER) was bowling after he clocked out.  He started to bowl with either his friend or brother - I don’t fucking know they both were white fuckers with the same receding hairline - and my MANAGER told me to change his score to all strikes.  I admit thats a pretty funny joke and at no ones expense but this fucking nazi piece of shit didn’t think so.  After changing the score I heard a shout from where that fucking douchebag was plaguing the earth from where he stood and he shouted “FUCK YOU” and preceded to give me the finger.  I asked my co-worker for a second opinion if that guy was joking or not and my co-worker thought he was joking but it wasn’t until the second finger I realized he wasn’t joking.  My manager came up and I asked “hey is your friend joking?”  My manager shakes his head with a guilty expression and tries to tell me that “he’ll get over it”  to which I replied “gee thats great, and what about me?  Thats not something I get over.”  My unprofessional manager sees that I am pissed off and tries to reconcile for his fucking nazi fucking piece of shit of a friend or brother.  But I was too pissed off and I just ignored whatever he said and walked away.  

I don’t take unprofessional shit.  How is that unprofessional you ask?  To have a friend or family member come into the store you manage and begin to verbally assault employees is what I consider “unprofessional”.  If I, as an employee, brought in a group of friends and they started to throw bowling balls everywhere who is that reflected upon?  Me.  

So the tl;dr version:  I don’t take fucking shit from anyone, employee or customer, and I don’t need this fucking job.  

Holy fucking shit, I just want to go back to school.

Movie Recommendation!

The Go-Getter starring Lou Taylor Pucci and Zooey Deschanel (who, by the way, is unbelievably hot in the film)

It’s a great Indie film about a guy who goes on a roadtrip and who doesn’t like roadtrips?

The bowling alley is like Mos Eisley; has entertainment, music and drinks. It also is a wretched hive of scum and villainy… after 9 pm anyway.

- Car & Motor Vehicle Accidents
- Employees’ Rights
- Civil Rights

(a) It is unlawful for any person, at the time of sale of a commodity, to do any of the following:

(1) Charge an amount greater than the price, or to compute an amount greater than a true extension of a price per unit, that is then advertised, posted, marked, displayed, or quoted for that commodity.

(2) Charge an amount greater than the lowest price posted on the commodity itself or on a shelf tag that corresponds to the commodity, notwithstanding any limitation of the time period for which the posted price is in effect.

I wish I never deleted my first tumblr - I want to read all my old post and laugh and feel embarrassed at how childish and ridiculous I sounded.

I hate the “one song per day” restriction on tumblr (and also the fact that noone listens to the tracks I post) so I made an 8track account and made a mix which can be heard here: 

http://8tracks.com/schmuckbert/movie-soundtrack

I can’t fake enthusiasm and I believe that comes with being a guy.  I think faking enthusiasm goes hand in hand with the ability to fake orgasms.  

It sucked.

Only two good things about it:

1. Emma Watson 
2. Dobby saving the day in such style and a heroic death that the film did justice of.

Watching the film has reminded me about the theme park though and I still have my free roundtrip…

Anybody down to go during the summer? 

I wanna buy butterbeer and spike it.  Scratch that, they actually have a bar in The Hog’s Head so shots + chase with butterbeer sounds like a better idea.

Anyone wanna go bowling? $1/game.