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I want Adam Scott’s hair. holy fuck it is beautiful.

I want to get so smashed that I black out and I say “Drunk Albie is back!”

mentalflossr:

Kummerspeck (German): Excess weight gained from emotional overeating. Literally, grief bacon.

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This is why I’m fat.

Emotional. Over. Eating.

Pancakes from scratch: flour, baking powder, salt, eggs, water, buttermilk (or use pancake mix)

bananas, sliced length-side

hot pan, sugar, make caramel then add butter

throw in bananas

deglaze/flambé with rum

top bananas on pancakes

add a smack of ice cream on top and drizzle the caramel sauce over.

And if the lady is REALLY special, line the plate with some strawberries cut in some sort of certain shape.

Party Down is my new favorite fucking show.

I want to flambé something. Maybe make a steak diane? Sauté shallots mushrooms garlic, butter worcestershire dijon mustard 

then flambé! with cognac.

So don’t expect to see anything in the concrete form of the theme park for another three years. Sources are confirming that construction on the Hollywood version of the Wizarding World of Harry Potter will begin as early as this summer, with demolition of major areas expected with the coming year. The first phases of construction will pave the way for the park to hopefully be fully functional by the the summer of  2015.

texascheeseman:

Kerry Callen animated gifs…so awesome.

I love studying in this office. 

Privacy, a kick ass desk and more computers.

I love perks.